Put Your Pants On, Louisiana

Caddo Parish in Louisiana is considering putting a ban on wearing pajama pants in public after a PJ-pant wearing patron had their junk fall out at Walmart in front of some old people. Interestingly enough this wouldn’t be the first … Continue reading

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World’s Oldest Divorcees Separate After 77 Years of Marriage

While going through an old chest of drawers in his house, a 99-year-old man discovered love letters written from his wife to another man during a secret affair in the 1940’s. Harboring a guilty conscience after all these years, the … Continue reading

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Teenage Marijuana Use on the Rise

The number of high school students smoking weed on a daily basis is at a 30-year high. Meanwhile the number of students drinking, smoking or snorting coke is on the decrease! Progress! The study, conducted by the NIH shows that … Continue reading

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Clerical Error Results in a Murder Suspect Going Free

A simple legal clerical error may end up sending a Texas murder suspect home free. Richard Mendoza Jr. was arrested in August for the murder of his teenage classmate back in 2002. But because the District Attorney’s office somehow forgot … Continue reading

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The Case of the Donkey Prostitute Shapechanger

A Zimbabwe man caught having sex with a donkey has a unique if completely believable and valid defense. You see your honor, the donkey wasn’t always a donkey. It used to be a prostitute. A real human prostitute who just … Continue reading

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Wanted: Pink Bike Riding Murderer

A man wearing a white baseball cap and a gray jacket walked up to Alla Kamenev, 65, outside a park in Coney Island and fired several rounds into her. He then got on his little pink bike and awkwardly peddled … Continue reading

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Man Refuses To Name His Scrotal Assailant

Now this takes the whole “no snitching” thing to a whole different level. A 39-year-old Wichita man is apparently remaining tight lipped as to who exactly stabbed him in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle during an argument. Sometime Friday … Continue reading

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Fort Lauderdale Women Fall for the Old Door-to-Door Breast Exam Scam

An 81-year-old man has reached an agreement with prosecutors over charges of sexual battery and practicing medicine without a license after he apparently went door to door offering women free in-home breast exams. Yeah, turns out that’s not a real … Continue reading

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Prosecutor Claims Gay Panic in Jr. High School Shooting

Three years ago Brandon McInerney pulled a gun out and shot his classmate, 15-year-old Larry King in the back of the head twice in their classroom at E.O. Green Junior High in Oxnard, CA. But it’s okay because he was … Continue reading

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Kentucky Drunk Driver Kills a Woman, Gets 4 Days in Jail

In a gross oversight of justice rivaling that of the Casey Anthony trial verdict it seems that a man from Louisville, KY involved in a fatal DUI was sentenced to just four days in jail… and a revoked license (of … Continue reading

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