The Case of the Donkey Prostitute Shapechanger

A Zimbabwe man caught having sex with a donkey has a unique if completely believable and valid defense. You see your honor, the donkey wasn’t always a donkey. It used to be a prostitute. A real human prostitute who just happened to *transform* into a donkey in the moonlight.  Makes sense.

Sunday Moyo, 28,  was found having sex with a donkey that was tied to a tree late one night around 4 a.m. When arraigned, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

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Wanted: Pink Bike Riding Murderer

A man wearing a white baseball cap and a gray jacket walked up to Alla Kamenev, 65, outside a park in Coney Island and fired several rounds into her. He then got on his little pink bike and awkwardly peddled away.

Police say that Kamenev was ambushed by the man while she was leaving the park alone on Thursday. Witnesses tipped officers off that he escaped on the girl’s bike (complete with little red basket on the front).

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Man Refuses To Name His Scrotal Assailant

Now this takes the whole “no snitching” thing to a whole different level. A 39-year-old Wichita man is apparently remaining tight lipped as to who exactly stabbed him in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle during an argument.

Sometime Friday afternoon a fight broke out on Seneca Street and although details are still hazy one thing is for sure. An X-Ray of the area in question revealed that the needle pierced the man’s scrotum and then broke off somewhere inside the sac.

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Fort Lauderdale Women Fall for the Old Door-to-Door Breast Exam Scam


An 81-year-old man has reached an agreement with prosecutors over charges of sexual battery and practicing medicine without a license after he apparently went door to door offering women free in-home breast exams. Yeah, turns out that’s not a real thing. It’s not known at this time if he’ll see any jail time.

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Prosecutor Claims Gay Panic in Jr. High School Shooting

Three years ago Brandon McInerney pulled a gun out and shot his classmate, 15-year-old Larry King in the back of the head twice in their classroom at E.O. Green Junior High in Oxnard, CA. But it’s okay because he was gay and he was totally asking for it.

At least that’s the defense his lawyer is seemingly attempting to make.

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Kentucky Drunk Driver Kills a Woman, Gets 4 Days in Jail

In a gross oversight of justice rivaling that of the Casey Anthony trial verdict it seems that a man from Louisville, KY involved in a fatal DUI was sentenced to just four days in jail… and a revoked license (of course).

It turns out that when Brian Pollard pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, Scott County District Judge Rebecca Phelps and the prosecution were unaware of the pesky little fact that Pollard’s passenger, Peggy Williamson of London had passed away just hours after the crash. You know, the devil’s in the details.

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Man Named Frosty Finds a Holy Relic in his Closet

A motor home robbery might have just inadvertently un-Earthed a century old holy relic blessed by Pope Leo XIII once thought to be lost forever.

Now how does this happen? Well apparently a 73-year-old Knoxville, TN man going by the name of Frosty received a painting as a gift some twenty years ago. Unbeknownst to him it was what is believed to be “The True Face Of Jesus Christ,” one of a handful of paintings based on the cloth used to wipe Jesus’ face before his crucifixion, known as the Veil of Veronica. He hung it up on his wall and there it sat for about three years until he moved into his current motor home.

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Fullerton PD Beat a Homeless Schizophrenic Man to Death While He Screams in Agony

Kelly Thomas, 37, was a homeless schizophrenic transient wandering the streets of Orange County, California.  He was described as “very quiet and polite,” “gentle and a childlike,” “sweet,” and “never a threat” by residents.  Until July 5th where Fullerton police officers surrounded him and beat him to death.

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The Craziest Doomsday Predictions That Never Happened

Have you heard? May 21, 2011 marks the end of the world as we know it! But I, for one, feel fine. That’s because, as these examples show, we’ve heard it all (and more) before, and all such prophecies so far have passed without incident…at least, since that whole dinosaur extinction thing.

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Gang Member Tattoos Murder Confession Onto Chest

PROTIP: If you plan on committing a heinous act of cold blooded murder, it might not be the best decision to tattoo every last minute detail of your crime onto your chest.

This however is exactly what Rivera-13 gang member Anthony “Chopper” Garcia did. And now he’s in jail for first degree murder.

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